There's probably only one universal truth in this world that is completely irrefutable. It is a truth that spans all cultures, colors, and faiths. It is an entity that can bring gun-toting, cigar-smoking men to their knees even.This truth being ... babies have the cutest freakin feet in the world!I … [Read more...]
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Lasik and other things
Wow! I can't believe how long it's been since my last post. Pre-lasik surgery and all! The summer has already come and gone, and I already feel behind heading into the beautiful fall season. Which, by the way, I am heralding in with open arms. I am sooooo tired of this ridiculously hot weather. Noob … [Read more...]
The Totally Terrifying Three’s
I don’t know who came up with the term Terrible Two’s, but whoever did, clearly never met my daughter. Otherwise, he would have aptly pissed on the term Terrible Two’s and immediately warned the world about its much nastier successor, the Totally Terrifying Three’s. I sort of imagined that once No … [Read more...]
10 Things I Miss About Pregnancy
In no particular order ...1. Eating my weight in ice cream, chocolate, cakes, cookies, cupcakes, candy, Cheetos, and apparently anything that begins with a "C". In fact, I ate the letter C, too, and now the alphabet only has 25 letters. Suckers!2. People opening doors for me. This was sweet and all … [Read more...]
Cujo Not Jaws
Is there a full moon tonight, because Noob Baby is acting rabid again. Frothing at the mouth, crazed, inconsolable.Vicious? Absolutely.Ahh, but of course, those are the indicators that my darling little noob is teething. Again. Remember how last time I likened the teething process to Jaws? Well, I'd … [Read more...]
The Ultimate Chute Fighting Smackdown
One of the games we play at Gymboree is called Parachute. You may remember this from grade school:Pictured: Carefree kids playing Parachute. Not pictured: Terrified infants.Now, when you incorporate infants 6-12 months into the traditional game of Parachute, all bets are off. Parachute is no longer … [Read more...]
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