Tall? Grande? Milk or Lemon? Del Scorcho or Inferno? Drugs or No Drugs....Hell, it's 2008...I'd like a Tall Decaf Vanilla Latte with a shot of Epidural...yeah i said decaf...I'm having a baby here!For those of you wondering what it's going to be like to get that Epidural....two words...God's … [Read more...]
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Welcome to the Funhouse
What do you get when you cross Alice in Wonderland, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (specifically the tunnel scene in the original) and David Lynch?Noob Baby's Nursery!!So, as I was feeding Noob Baby yesterday, I suddenly got this eerie feeling that I was being watched. And it turns out I … [Read more...]
Sleep Training Complete
For those of you uninterested in CIO, Ferber, and all things sleep training, here's a link to one of my favorite Onion articles! Hope it gets a ROFL out of ya.This post is a follow-up to our Sleep Training Adventure with Noob Baby. I'd like to share our results for the noob parents out there who … [Read more...]
Gymboree: A Social Experiment
Noob Baby and I went to Gymboree yesterday. For those of you who don't know, Gymboree is a children's clothing store, but they also have Play & Music centers where kids get to terrorize one another, horse around exercise and learn "stuff." These centers also appear to be Gymboree Corporate's own … [Read more...]
Sending out an S.O.S.
Remember how we sleep trained Noob... once upon a time?Well, it took about 5 months, but I guess she finally caught on to our presumptuous little scheme.About a week ago, the light bulb came on in her big bobbly head. It was an ordinary evening. There weren't any indicators that the shit was about … [Read more...]
Potty Training Boot Camp – Day 1
At long last we have arrived at this milestone. The P-word(s). The Pee and the Poop and the Potty. It's been a few months since Noob Baby's 2nd birthday, and since then... Noob Daddy has been whispering aka taunting me incessantly with the P-word. In my gut, I'm like 98% sure she's ready to … [Read more...]
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