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Supersonic Dual Vision

Of the many skills I learned as a teacher, there is one that I use everyday to fight crime and stop trouble in its tracks. It's the skill of Supersonic Dual Vision ... you know the one where teachers have eyes in the back of their head.SDV enables teachers to hone in on note-passers, snack-sneakers, … [Read more...]

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Bless All Our Children

My post today will not be the upbeat, silly post you may be used to by now on Noob Mommy. I thought it would be polite to warn you ahead of time. ________________ Dear Journal, Yesterday, I pretended I was in Seattle. I was sitting by myself in a coffee shop staring out a rainy window. It … [Read more...]

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The Totally Terrifying Three’s

I don’t know who came up with the term Terrible Two’s, but whoever did, clearly never met my daughter. Otherwise, he would have aptly pissed on the term Terrible Two’s and immediately warned the world about its much nastier successor, the Totally Terrifying Three’s. I sort of imagined that once No … [Read more...]

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Lasik and other things

Wow! I can't believe how long it's been since my last post. Pre-lasik surgery and all! The summer has already come and gone, and I already feel behind heading into the beautiful fall season. Which, by the way, I am heralding in with open arms. I am sooooo tired of this ridiculously hot weather. Noob … [Read more...]

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