Back in the olden days, Noob Baby used to sleep all day in her bouncy seat. She loved it so much that she insisted on sleeping there at night too. It sure was nice always knowing where to find her.Then as time passed, Noob Baby was compelled to stretch out her limbs and see what else the world had … [Read more...]
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Goodbye Medela, Hello Similac: The End of an Era
Breastmilk or formula? Probably one of the most controversial topics next to the Kennedy assassination. Well, as for me, I had to say goodbye Juggernauts at 2 months. I was really lucky that Noob Baby was great at nursing. She learned quickly and didn't have any latch problems right from the … [Read more...]
Germs Taste Good
Do you consider yourself to be a super cleanaholic? Neat freak perhaps? Or even, dare I say, a germaphobe?Would you describe yourself as OCD? Or do your friends ever say to you, "Oh you're such a Howard (as in Hughes, think Aviator)."Perhaps you are obsessed with all things antiseptically delicious … [Read more...]
What Does All That Crying Mean?
As a noob parent, it is totally confusing trying to figure out what the heck your baby wants when she's wailing like a little banshee and you're a mombie. Noob Daddy very proudly (though not productively) solved this problem by giving Noob Baby her bottle every time she squeaked. Problem solved, and … [Read more...]
Dear General Mills
Dear General Mills,I am writing you this letter as a mother brought to tears from sheer gratitude. Thank you. Thank you! Thank you for creating the most amazing cereal on earth in this galaxy. Freakin Cheerios! Absolutely genius.There is something so profoundly magical about those unpretentious O's. … [Read more...]
The 30 Day Fitness Challenge. Join the Movement to Reclaim Your Body
Noob Mommy readers like Jacqueline, Kristin, Cindy, Mary, Kari, Stef, Virginia, Elena, and Angela are joining me on my 30 Day Fitness Challenge to transform our bodies and get healthy, confident and energized. Will you join us and finally ditch the excuse train? This blog post will be our … [Read more...]
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