According to Noob Baby’s teacher there are three kinds of first-day preschoolers: The one who marches into class with a grin and a whistle and not one look back (aka Adios Mother Effer). The one who rips the window treatments off the walls and cries enough to break levies (aka The H … [Read more...]
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21 Little Things I Love About Being a Mother
21 Little Things I Love About Being a Mother Closing my eyes and remembering the day I brought a living, breathing, peeing, incredibly punctual being into this world. And of course remembering my OB-GYN say, Damn. That's a lot of hair. Jumping on the bed together and falling down in a messy, … [Read more...]
Preschool Is No Place For A Pissing Contest
On Monday, we started a new session of Mommy & Me Preschool. And like any other morning, I lay in bed praying to myself, “I hope today is the day that I get some really condescending advice from a total stranger.” And sure enough, my prayers were answered. For awhile I was starting to lose hope t … [Read more...]
Can I Get Away?
Noob Daddy and I just got back from a week-long vacay in Heaven aka tropical fairytale paradise aka Bora Bora. It's the place where I think every screensaver, wallpaper, and postcard is photographed showing thatched huts, blindingly blue water and palm trees coming out of your ears. Oh yeah, … [Read more...]
30 Day Shred – Level 2
I'm back for a little workout update. I have 16 days left of my 30 Day Shred, and I've progressed onto Level 2 now. Here's a little breakdown of the Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred Workout video: What you'll need: Light weights (3 lbs. + depending on how studly you are) and a mat if you're … [Read more...]
A Year Ago Today…
I became a mother. I was confused, scared, tired, excited, overwhelmed, breathtaken and falling in love.It's incredible how many dramatic changes babies go through in the first year. It's like the entire evolution of man all crammed into 12 months. From near blindness to semi-consciousness to … [Read more...]
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