What do you get when you cross Alice in Wonderland, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (specifically the tunnel scene in the original) and David Lynch?Noob Baby's Nursery!!So, as I was feeding Noob Baby yesterday, I suddenly got this eerie feeling that I was being watched. And it turns out I … [Read more...]
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Sending out an S.O.S.
Remember how we sleep trained Noob... once upon a time?Well, it took about 5 months, but I guess she finally caught on to our presumptuous little scheme.About a week ago, the light bulb came on in her big bobbly head. It was an ordinary evening. There weren't any indicators that the shit was about … [Read more...]
God’s Miracle Comes in a Little Package – No Silly, the Epidural!!
Tall? Grande? Milk or Lemon? Del Scorcho or Inferno? Drugs or No Drugs....Hell, it's 2008...I'd like a Tall Decaf Vanilla Latte with a shot of Epidural...yeah i said decaf...I'm having a baby here!For those of you wondering what it's going to be like to get that Epidural....two words...God's … [Read more...]
First Halloween
...and just like that... Noob Baby's first Halloween is already over. Whew! And what a day it was.Note to self: Don't schedule baby shots the day before a holiday, particularly ones that require dressing up in anything besides a Onesie; or before a day in which Noob Baby is going to visit Daddy at … [Read more...]
Hand Foot and Mouth Disease
There's probably only one universal truth in this world that is completely irrefutable. It is a truth that spans all cultures, colors, and faiths. It is an entity that can bring gun-toting, cigar-smoking men to their knees even.This truth being ... babies have the cutest freakin feet in the world!I … [Read more...]
Lasik and other things
Wow! I can't believe how long it's been since my last post. Pre-lasik surgery and all! The summer has already come and gone, and I already feel behind heading into the beautiful fall season. Which, by the way, I am heralding in with open arms. I am sooooo tired of this ridiculously hot weather. Noob … [Read more...]
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