According to Noob Baby’s teacher there are three kinds of first-day preschoolers: The one who marches into class with a grin and a whistle and not one look back (aka Adios Mother Effer). The one who rips the window treatments off the walls and cries enough to break levies (aka The H … [Read more...]
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21 Little Things I Love About Being a Mother
21 Little Things I Love About Being a Mother Closing my eyes and remembering the day I brought a living, breathing, peeing, incredibly punctual being into this world. And of course remembering my OB-GYN say, Damn. That's a lot of hair. Jumping on the bed together and falling down in a messy, … [Read more...]
Preschool Is No Place For A Pissing Contest
On Monday, we started a new session of Mommy & Me Preschool. And like any other morning, I lay in bed praying to myself, “I hope today is the day that I get some really condescending advice from a total stranger.” And sure enough, my prayers were answered. For awhile I was starting to lose hope t … [Read more...]
Can I Get Away?
Noob Daddy and I just got back from a week-long vacay in Heaven aka tropical fairytale paradise aka Bora Bora. It's the place where I think every screensaver, wallpaper, and postcard is photographed showing thatched huts, blindingly blue water and palm trees coming out of your ears. Oh yeah, … [Read more...]
30 for my 30
For the last couple days, I've been thinking about writing a different kind of post to commemorate my birthday today. This birthday in particular has vexed me. Can you guess which number it is? I'll give you a couple hints: 1. I just purchased this: 2. Which was subsequently followed by … [Read more...]
30 Day Shred – Level 2
I'm back for a little workout update. I have 16 days left of my 30 Day Shred, and I've progressed onto Level 2 now. Here's a little breakdown of the Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred Workout video: What you'll need: Light weights (3 lbs. + depending on how studly you are) and a mat if you're … [Read more...]
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