I look at this photo taken right after Noob Baby's birth, and I wonder if that person really looks like a mother. Can you see the uncertainty? Timidity? I know there was shock. Honey, how does she look? Is she ok? Fingers? Toes? I think only seconds passed as they cleaned her up and gave … [Read more...]
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10 Things I Miss About Pregnancy
In no particular order ...1. Eating my weight in ice cream, chocolate, cakes, cookies, cupcakes, candy, Cheetos, and apparently anything that begins with a "C". In fact, I ate the letter C, too, and now the alphabet only has 25 letters. Suckers!2. People opening doors for me. This was sweet and all … [Read more...]
Here’s Lookin at you, Kid
I'm sorry to say, but today marks another End of an Era post. Last night, Noob Daddy and I were suspicious that NB's hair was starting to neutralize. Goodbye punky mohawk... hello comb over.It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday... for you Boyz II Men fans out there (don't deny it).Here's a look … [Read more...]
Dear Hair
Dear Hair,I'm sorry. Please just hear me out. I shouldn't have taken you for granted. I never thought we'd have any problems with our relationship so soon, I mean, it's only been 28 years (give or take). But now I see that the baby--the pregnancy--was just too hard on you. I realize that now, and I … [Read more...]
Cujo Not Jaws
Is there a full moon tonight, because Noob Baby is acting rabid again. Frothing at the mouth, crazed, inconsolable.Vicious? Absolutely.Ahh, but of course, those are the indicators that my darling little noob is teething. Again. Remember how last time I likened the teething process to Jaws? Well, I'd … [Read more...]
Bless All Our Children
My post today will not be the upbeat, silly post you may be used to by now on Noob Mommy. I thought it would be polite to warn you ahead of time. ________________ Dear Journal, Yesterday, I pretended I was in Seattle. I was sitting by myself in a coffee shop staring out a rainy window. It … [Read more...]
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