According to Noob Baby’s teacher there are three kinds of first-day preschoolers: The one who marches into class with a grin and a whistle and not one look back (aka Adios Mother Effer). The one who rips the window treatments off the walls and cries enough to break levies (aka The H … [Read more...]
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Preschool Is No Place For A Pissing Contest
On Monday, we started a new session of Mommy & Me Preschool. And like any other morning, I lay in bed praying to myself, “I hope today is the day that I get some really condescending advice from a total stranger.” And sure enough, my prayers were answered. For awhile I was starting to lose hope t … [Read more...]
Potty Training Boot Camp Update
The Poop Song sung to the tune of "Frère Jacques" Time to poop (poo-oop) Time to poop Get it out! Get it out! Squeeze your tummy Squeeze your tummy Goodbye poop! Goodbye poop! This is what my life has resorted to. Making up songs about poop (which is actually a pretty crappy … [Read more...]
Can I Get Away?
Noob Daddy and I just got back from a week-long vacay in Heaven aka tropical fairytale paradise aka Bora Bora. It's the place where I think every screensaver, wallpaper, and postcard is photographed showing thatched huts, blindingly blue water and palm trees coming out of your ears. Oh yeah, … [Read more...]
30 Day Shred – Level 2
I'm back for a little workout update. I have 16 days left of my 30 Day Shred, and I've progressed onto Level 2 now. Here's a little breakdown of the Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred Workout video: What you'll need: Light weights (3 lbs. + depending on how studly you are) and a mat if you're … [Read more...]
The BRAT diet
If you've had the stomach flu, then your doctor has probably put you on the BRAT diet before. Seriously though, doesn't this diet sound sort of like your baby's diet? It would be pretty cool if Noob Baby and I had dueling highchairs.Ok, that was totally inappropriate. My head should not be … [Read more...]
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