Noob Baby is graduating. Already. Since she started walking, it was decided that she should be switched to the level 3 play group at Gymboree. So today we will be attending that class.
I’m wondering what to expect, since we’d already figured out the whole routine in her other group. Somersaults? Cartwheels? Roundoffs?
And now that she’s one of the youngest in the group, does that mean she’s a freshman? Will she get dumped upside down in a trashcan? Or stuffed into a tunnel? Maybe the 13-month-olds will give her a diaper wedgie.
Or, just maybe, it will be the same exact thing as before… except with faster toddlers. But the toddlers will actually be able to run out from underneath the parachute instead of flail around helplessly as the wind vortex sucks them to the mat. Boooooo! Where’s the entertainment in that?
Yeah, I’ll be back with a full report.