Thanks for all your Gymboree well wishes. Noob Baby wanted me to thank all you awesome mommies (and maybe some daddies) for your support. Hugs are on the Noob.
Well, her new class went off swimmingly! She didn’t get stuffed into a tunnel, and the only diaper wedgie she got was from me. Sucka!
Things were pretty similar to level 2. A little less singing and more exploring. But, Level 3 did introduce us to a new never-before-seen activity. AIR LOGGING.
I was like… OMG! OMG! (rubbing hands together) This is going to be so
terrifying entertaining! Bwahahah!! (taking out my camera)
I was picturing this in my head:
Well, I guess there’s some fear of liability or something like that, so it didn’t turn out quite like that. Instead, we lined up our noobs side-by-side behind this big cushiony log, and the noobs rolled said log in unison from one end of the room to the other. Some noobs ate it big time. As you can imagine, they were left behind like any good soldier.
I mean, I guess it was sort of interesting-slash-fun. But it seemed more like manual labor to me: