Noob Baby is graduating. Already. Since she started walking, it was decided that she should be switched to the level 3 play group at Gymboree. So today we will be attending that class.
I’m wondering what to expect, since we’d already figured out the whole routine in her other group. Somersaults? Cartwheels? Roundoffs?
And now that she’s one of the youngest in the group, does that mean she’s a freshman? Will she get dumped upside down in a trashcan? Or stuffed into a tunnel? Maybe the 13-month-olds will give her a diaper wedgie.
Or, just maybe, it will be the same exact thing as before… except with faster toddlers. But the toddlers will actually be able to run out from underneath the parachute instead of flail around helplessly as the wind vortex sucks them to the mat. Boooooo! Where’s the entertainment in that?
Yeah, I’ll be back with a full report.
Mae says
I totally agree with Heather. ALL of your posts crack me up! 🙂
Asianmommy says
How fun! We used to love Gymboree at that age, too.
OHmommy says
LOL. You are too funny.
I have not switched my toddler out of her gymboree class that we started in Sept. The class she should be in doesnt work out w/preschool pick-up and so she toddles around peeps that are MONTHS younger then she is.
Do you think im holding her back? lol!!!
Ashley Wasser says
I like the humor too! Really makes reading your blog so enjoyable. How’d the Gymboree class go?
Noob Mommy says
Thanks Heather 🙂 Glad some people appreciate my humor. Noob Daddy thinks I’m just a big sitcom joke dispenser. Hehe.
Heather says
I think you missed your calling, you should have been a comedian…another hilarious post. I hope Noob baby enjoys her step up into the next level at Gymboree!