Thanks for all your Gymboree well wishes. Noob Baby wanted me to thank all you awesome mommies (and maybe some daddies) for your support. Hugs are on the Noob.Well, her new class went off swimmingly! She didn't get stuffed into a tunnel, and the only diaper wedgie she got was from me. Sucka!Things … [Read more...]
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30-Day Forecast
30-Day ForecastSweaty with a chance of disgruntlementYou'd better pack your umbrellas Noobs... it's gonna be pourin. Sweat that is.I just ordered the "30-Day Shred" workout DVD by the trainer, Jillian Michaels, of The Biggest Loser. Personally, I've never seen the show. But after 20 minutes of my … [Read more...]
Target. You Are Evil.
Fact: Target Corporation COULD NOT survive without women.Fact: Target is pure evil.Another fact: You cannot walk into Target and leave with only the items you went in for. Don't even be so delusional as to DREAM about it!Target is a pure evil money-sucking genius. And hence, I wish I had invented … [Read more...]
Can You Tell Me How To Get…
How to get to Sesame Street?Last night Noob Daddy and I were on You Tube watching some fun Sesame Street clips. Growing up, I never watched the show. So now that Noob Baby and I are watching SS a couple times a week, I have to say that I'm surprised to find well-known actors and singers on the show. … [Read more...]
Off the Face of the Earth
It's been over a week since my last post. I was starting to get cold sweats thinking of all my wonderful blog readers jumping the Noob Mommy ship and leaving for good.So, here's a quick little post just to say thanks for hanging out while things are crazy hectic over here. Noob Baby's 1st birthday … [Read more...]
Off the Face of the Earth Part Deux
Status update:Moved in to new home - CHECK.90% unpacked-1 bedroom set+1 wish for baby gates+1 wish for cute little patio set+1 wish for futuristic looking vacuum cleaner that can "turn on a dime"+1 wish for... well you get the picture.I'll be back soon people!Resurfacing from Baghdad in T minus ... … [Read more...]
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