Mmm... chalk dust. Allegra. On the rocks. Make it dirty. Just so you know, adults do reside in this house. You can kind of spy evidence of an adultish coffee table there in the background (yeah, that sad little brown thing cowering in front of the miniature armchair ... which by the … [Read more...]
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April, now May, oh my!
Sorry folks, but this is going to be a shorty. April and May happen to be the craziest months for us this year. We have had a birthday-anniversary-wedding-(insert momentous occasion here) back to back for the past two months. It's been insane. Every weekend has been filled with get-togethers and … [Read more...]
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!
Readers, meet Violet Beauregarde. You might remember her from the creeptastic classic, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory aka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.Well, Noob Baby has decided that Violet is her new hero, so deliciously full of antioxidents. Hence, NB has tossed aside all prior … [Read more...]
The B Word
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."~ Julia Child"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."~Bo Derek"Budgeting equals Dementors." ~Noob MommyI have now entered a very *special* stage in my life. This *special* stage … [Read more...]
Adios Alimentum
Today, we bid Adieu, Adios, and Sayonara to Alimentum!It's been a long, expensive journey that could make any Starbucks or crack habit look pitiful in comparison.For those of you who aren't familiar with baby formula, well... Noob Baby had a *special* little thing called a protein allergy that … [Read more...]
The Ultimate Chute Fighting Smackdown
One of the games we play at Gymboree is called Parachute. You may remember this from grade school:Pictured: Carefree kids playing Parachute. Not pictured: Terrified infants.Now, when you incorporate infants 6-12 months into the traditional game of Parachute, all bets are off. Parachute is no longer … [Read more...]
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