Female Blog: Hey, Noob Mommy Blog! Wow! You look amazing. I hardly recognized you.
Noob Mommy Blog: (blushing … just a little) Oh, hi, Bloggy! Thanks… yeah… I’ve added some new colors, slimmed down, and I’ve just been feeling really positive lately. Thanks for noticing!
Bloggy: No, seriously. WOW! How’d you do it? Tell me your secret!
Noob Mommy Blog: Well, that Noob Mommy. I guess she finally got her act together. Anyway, it was great seeing you, Bloggy.
(As Noob Mommy Blog walks out the door, Male Blog does a double take. )
Male Blog: (letting out a long whistle…) Yo, Noob Mommy Blog! Send me a link or a trackback sometime.
Bloggy: She totally had some work done…
It’s true folks! Stop by the all new Noob Mommy and let me know what you think of the face lift. And pardon the dust while I continue to make some “tweaks” (aka … FUBAR some really critical blog code).