If Blogs Could Talk

Was your blogger a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your header.

Female Blog: Hey, Noob Mommy Blog! Wow! You look amazing. I hardly recognized you.

Noob Mommy Blog: (blushing … just a little) Oh, hi, Bloggy! Thanks… yeah… I’ve added some new colors, slimmed down, and I’ve just been feeling really positive lately. Thanks for noticing!

Bloggy: No, seriously. WOW! How’d you do it? Tell me your secret!

Noob Mommy Blog: Well, that Noob Mommy. I guess she finally got her act together. Anyway, it was great seeing you, Bloggy.

(As Noob Mommy Blog walks out the door, Male Blog does a double take. )

Male Blog: (letting out a long whistle…) Yo, Noob Mommy Blog! Send me a link or a trackback sometime.

Bloggy: She totally had some work done…

It’s true folks! Stop by the all new Noob Mommy and let me know what you think of the face lift. And pardon the dust while I continue to make some “tweaks” (aka … FUBAR some really critical blog code).



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Nip, Tuck, and a Face Lift.

Remember how I last blogged back in December and mentioned that I’d be back 2009-2010 ish? Well, I guess it’s more 2010-ish …. closer to Spring-ish.

But that’s neither here nor there. The good news is I’m back, and as you can see I’ve had some work done — a little nip, tuck, and a bloggy face lift. In the spirit of Heidi Montag, my blog is always a work in progress (more tweaks to come), so pardon the dust around here while I figure out the details and learn my way around WordPress. Yes, it’s true…. I am no longer using Blogger. Sorry Blogger, it’s not you… it’s me.

Oh yeah, Noob Baby missed you too! She wanted to welcome you back to our new blog and wish you a Happy Lunar New Year! The Lunar/Chinese New Year happened to fall on Valentine’s Day this year. We were lucky to have beautiful sunny skies and 75° weather here in So Cal. It was the perfect weekend to celebrate love, family, good health and life.

Here’s to you and yours this Year of the Tiger!

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