Hey. Noob Mommy here. Remember me? Gosh, has it really been that long since my last blog post? I’ve been meaning to write… but then I fell asleep. I’ve been meaning to write… but then I watched two seasons of Californication. Who knew Fox Mulder (aka David Duchovny) was such a witty little bastard. I sit down in front of my… Read More
Keeping Busy to Keep Sanity
Noob Daddy is back at work today after a couple weeks of much much appreciated vacay. And by vacay I mean cleaning and dejunking the house, garage, and a few closets. It feels oh-soooo-good to start fresh and several pounds lighter of clutter. Now if only my tummy could say the same… I hope you all had a beautiful and… Read More
E.A.S.Y. Routine from the Baby Whisperer
There are so many things I wish I had known right after having Noob Baby. I remember so many people telling me to “sleep when the baby sleeps.” At the time, it sounded like a no-brainer. Well when the Noob Baby invasion was finally upon us, all wisdom and logic went out the window. I was so enamored with this… Read More
How to Sleep Train Your Baby Using CIO or Dr. Ferber’s Progressive-Waiting Method
After venturing to all ends of the earth… from the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro to the snaking mouth of the Amazon; from the worn steps of the Great Wall to the barren sands of the Outback… I have concluded that all parents really want to know one thing, and one thing only… *drumroll* How do I get my baby to sleep… Read More
Nap Town – Solicitors Will Be Asked to Shut the Hell Up
The one thing more important than Noob Baby sleeping through the night, is NB sleeping through the nap! Or, so I’m told by all these infant sleep experts I’ve read. Nap is the Holy Grail. Nap is more valuable than your life or mine. In fact, Nap in its purest form, can only be traded for unicorn horn dust. So,… Read More