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Noob Mommy is a former teacher, turned stay-at-home ~~coffee addict~~ mom who is trying not to get schooled by her two girls (4 and 8).

She plans to assemble all the sleep-deprived and clueless parents into a powerful league of heroes that will one day defeat the Fussy Baby Apocalypse.

She hasn't slept since 2008, which explains the occasional potty-mouth and dicey parenting advice.

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E.A.S.Y. Routine from the Baby Whisperer
E.A.S.Y Schedules Cheat Sheet: 4 Sample Baby Schedules from 4 Weeks - 1 Yr
E.A.S.Y. Schedule for 4-9 Month Olds
How to Sleep Train Your Baby Using CIO or Dr. Ferber's Progressive-Waiting Method

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