Let Me Introduce Myself Hi, I’m Noob Mommy. I used to blog about my two noob babies. Looks like that was over a year ago! Well, let’s see what’s happened since then… oh yeah… I now have a 7-yr-old and a 3-yr-old! What happened to those babies?! My 7-yr-old, whom I shall now call Noob 1.0, just lost her two front teeth…… Read More
Readers, meet Violet Beauregarde. You might remember her from the creeptastic classic, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory aka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, Noob Baby has decided that Violet is her new hero, so deliciously full of antioxidents. Hence, NB has tossed aside all prior affiliations with Cheerios in exchange for pure unadulterated bluuueeeberrries. The only thing Noob… Read More
Is there a full moon tonight, because Noob Baby is acting rabid again. Frothing at the mouth, crazed, inconsolable. Vicious? Absolutely. Ahh, but of course, those are the indicators that my darling little noob is teething. Again. Remember how last time I likened the teething process to Jaws? Well, I’d like to revise that analogy. I believe that babies, when… Read More
I was thinking, perhaps Jaws here has been given a bad rap over the years. The signs and symptoms to an untrained parental eye would seem villainous, predatory, and downright frightening – gnawing on legs, biting boats and using ship parts as gum soothers. But consider this: fussiness, irritability, drooling, chewing on everything in sight… I’m just going to play… Read More