Noob Baby has learned a new word. *crowd cheers* She can say, “No.” Or rather…. NO!! *crowd weeps softly* Uh oh! There’s a knot inside my stomach already. Is it too late to ask God for forgiveness for everything I did to my parents between the ages of 13-18ish? I gave NB some Cheerios this morning. Just a thoughtful little… Read More
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!
Readers, meet Violet Beauregarde. You might remember her from the creeptastic classic, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory aka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, Noob Baby has decided that Violet is her new hero, so deliciously full of antioxidents. Hence, NB has tossed aside all prior affiliations with Cheerios in exchange for pure unadulterated bluuueeeberrries. The only thing Noob… Read More
Dear General Mills
Dear General Mills, I am writing you this letter as a mother brought to tears from sheer gratitude. Thank you. Thank you! Thank you for creating the most amazing cereal on earth in this galaxy. Freakin Cheerios! Absolutely genius. There is something so profoundly magical about those unpretentious O’s. Do you even realize that your humble little product is the… Read More