In the first part of my How I Lost My Pregnancy Baby Weight series (and I have no idea how many are coming, so we’ll just define “series” rather loosely), I mentioned how counting calories was not all that it was cracked up to be. Just to be clear, I absolutely believe eating nutritiously and modestly are critical components in… Read More
Tell me this happens to you all the time. You plan on doing one thing, something that you’re truly excited about, but by the end of the day you’ve completely sabotaged that really amazing idea by doing something that undermines the very nature of the original plan. Well, that’s sort of what happened with this post. I was really excited… Read More
So you’ve read my Camera Confessional. And you might remember my forays in Photoshop Elements. The natural next step would be to show off what I’ve learned, right? Or rather, prove to Noob Daddy that I didn’t just throw all that “investment capital” into a big black hole called Noob Mommy’s Latest Hobby. As luck would have it, I received some… Read More
About two weeks ago, I sort of weaseled my way into a “club.” Unfortunately Fortunately, I’m not talking about the kind of club where you have to wear a “dress” cut down to your hoo-ha to get in without a cover AND you have to happen to know the DJ’s cousin’s girlfriend’s nephew’s cousin, Theo. Sorry to disappoint, because now… Read More
Fact: Target Corporation COULD NOT survive without women. Fact: Target is pure evil. Another fact: You cannot walk into Target and leave with only the items you went in for. Don’t even be so delusional as to DREAM about it! Target is a pure evil money-sucking genius. And hence, I wish I had invented Target (if a store could be… Read More
Have you been in this sitch before? You’re sitting in the parking lot when suddenly every person on earth and their mothers are backing out at the same exact moment. So, like 13 of the 14 people repark their cars and wait “patiently” for someone to hurry up and freakin-go! already. It’s like a bumper-cars-Austin-Powers-moment. Well, this seems to happen… Read More