How to get to Sesame Street? Last night Noob Daddy and I were on You Tube watching some fun Sesame Street clips. Growing up, I never watched the show. So now that Noob Baby and I are watching SS a couple times a week, I have to say that I’m surprised to find well-known actors and singers on the show…. Read More
Target. You Are Evil.
Fact: Target Corporation COULD NOT survive without women. Fact: Target is pure evil. Another fact: You cannot walk into Target and leave with only the items you went in for. Don’t even be so delusional as to DREAM about it! Target is a pure evil money-sucking genius. And hence, I wish I had invented Target (if a store could be… Read More
Air Logging
Thanks for all your Gymboree well wishes. Noob Baby wanted me to thank all you awesome mommies (and maybe some daddies) for your support. Hugs are on the Noob. Well, her new class went off swimmingly! She didn’t get stuffed into a tunnel, and the only diaper wedgie she got was from me. Sucka! Things were pretty similar to level… Read More
The Freshman
Noob Baby is graduating. Already. Since she started walking, it was decided that she should be switched to the level 3 play group at Gymboree. So today we will be attending that class. I’m wondering what to expect, since we’d already figured out the whole routine in her other group. Somersaults? Cartwheels? Roundoffs? And now that she’s one of the… Read More
Road Rage + Mario Kart = Sweet
I will admit. I get a little road rage on occasion. Well, let me clarify. I’m not one of those crazy maniacs who’ll cut you off or swerve in and out of lanes recklessly. I’m not a middle finger kind of person either. I’m no Cruella De Vil. I do respect the horn though. Horn usage is wayyyyyy under utilized…. Read More
Manifest Destiny
Back in the olden days, Noob Baby used to sleep all day in her bouncy seat. She loved it so much that she insisted on sleeping there at night too. It sure was nice always knowing where to find her. Then as time passed, Noob Baby was compelled to stretch out her limbs and see what else the world had… Read More
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