Wow! I can’t believe how long it’s been since my last post. Pre-lasik surgery and all! The summer has already come and gone, and I already feel behind heading into the beautiful fall season. Which, by the way, I am heralding in with open arms. I am sooooo tired of this ridiculously hot weather. Noob Baby has been dying to… Read More
20/20: Thoughts on Chinese Cyborgs
I’m going to be having surgery for the first time tomorrow. Lasik eye surgery. It’ll be the first time in 20 years that I’ll be able to see unassisted! I’m soooooo excited. Noob Daddy and I are throwing together a mini bonfire of sorts. We’re going to burn all my old glasses and contacts. It’ll be a spectacle! (pun intended)… Read More
No!
Noob Baby has learned a new word. *crowd cheers* She can say, “No.” Or rather…. NO!! *crowd weeps softly* Uh oh! There’s a knot inside my stomach already. Is it too late to ask God for forgiveness for everything I did to my parents between the ages of 13-18ish? I gave NB some Cheerios this morning. Just a thoughtful little… Read More
30 Day Shred – Level 2
I’m back for a little workout update. I have 16 days left of my 30 Day Shred, and I’ve progressed onto Level 2 now. Here’s a little breakdown of the Jillian Michael’s 30 Day Shred Workout video: What you’ll need: Light weights (3 lbs. + depending on how studly you are) and a mat if you’re on a hard surface…. Read More
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!
Readers, meet Violet Beauregarde. You might remember her from the creeptastic classic, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory aka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, Noob Baby has decided that Violet is her new hero, so deliciously full of antioxidents. Hence, NB has tossed aside all prior affiliations with Cheerios in exchange for pure unadulterated bluuueeeberrries. The only thing Noob… Read More
30-Day Forecast
30-Day Forecast Sweaty with a chance of disgruntlement You’d better pack your umbrellas Noobs… it’s gonna be pourin. Sweat that is. I just ordered the “30-Day Shred” workout DVD by the trainer, Jillian Michaels, of The Biggest Loser. Personally, I’ve never seen the show. But after 20 minutes of my first workout, I can say (Girl Scout’s honor) that Jillian… Read More
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