Was your blogger a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your header.
Female Blog: Hey, Noob Mommy Blog! Wow! You look amazing. I hardly recognized you.
Noob Mommy Blog: (blushing … just a little) Oh, hi, Bloggy! Thanks… yeah… I’ve added some new colors, slimmed down, and I’ve just been feeling really positive lately. Thanks for noticing!
Bloggy: No, seriously. WOW! How’d you do it? Tell me your secret!
Noob Mommy Blog: Well, that Noob Mommy. I guess she finally got her act together. Anyway, it was great seeing you, Bloggy.
(As Noob Mommy Blog walks out the door, Male Blog does a double take. )
Male Blog: (letting out a long whistle…) Yo, Noob Mommy Blog! Send me a link or a trackback sometime.
Bloggy: She totally had some work done…
It’s true folks! Stop by the all new Noob Mommy and let me know what you think of the face lift. And pardon the dust while I continue to make some “tweaks” (aka … FUBAR some really critical blog code).
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love you! Too funny. And you are BEE-YOU-TI-FULL!
theblog is looking really good! i like the new color scheme a lot!
YOU.ARE.HILARIOUS!!!!!!! And you look insanely hot, Noob Mommy!!!! Love the new look!
McMommy – Thanks for revisiting me and I’m glad you like my makeover! BTW, I meant to leave a comment about how much I totally enjoyed your Parenting Tips post! So so true. Lesson 3? That should scare off at least 80% of future parents, right? And the octopus and mesh. Every freakin morning!
Thank you for being real! I am new to your blog and just love it. I recommend it to all of my mommy friends. It’s nice to see how other real moms cope with certain situations and try to stick to their guns. This is life and there is no denying it. Please continue to blog about real life events. I love your humorous writing style. Thank you for the laughs!
Melisa
Melisa – Thanks for reading my blog and leaving me a comment! Most definitely made my day. I hope to see you around here regularly 🙂