The Poop Song sung to the tune of “Frère Jacques” Time to poop (poo-oop) Time to poop Get it out! Get it out! Squeeze your tummy Squeeze your tummy Goodbye poop! Goodbye poop! This is what my life has resorted to. Making up songs about poop (which is actually a pretty crappy song). Sigh. Let me back up a… Read More
Potty Training Boot Camp – Day 1
At long last we have arrived at this milestone. The P-word(s). The Pee and the Poop and the Potty. It’s been a few months since Noob Baby’s 2nd birthday, and since then… Noob Daddy has been whispering aka taunting me incessantly with the P-word. In my gut, I’m like 98% sure she’s ready to ditch the diapers. I think she’s… Read More
April, now May, oh my!
Sorry folks, but this is going to be a shorty. April and May happen to be the craziest months for us this year. We have had a birthday-anniversary-wedding-(insert momentous occasion here) back to back for the past two months. It’s been insane. Every weekend has been filled with get-togethers and celebrations. I can’t complain of course … because we are… Read More