Let Me Introduce Myself Hi, I’m Noob Mommy. I used to blog about my two noob babies. Looks like that was over a year ago! Well, let’s see what’s happened since then… oh yeah… I now have a 7-yr-old and a 3-yr-old! What happened to those babies?! My 7-yr-old, whom I shall now call Noob 1.0, just lost her two front teeth…… Read More
NB2.0 just turned 16-months-old, and the most exciting development right now (besides getting in three canines simultaneously and drooling like a bloodhound) is that she’s learning more words! Sometimes learning a new word is something she practices for about a week and then one morning she’s got it. Other times, she’ll pull a Word Ninja on us and parrot a… Read More
Judging by the title, you’ve probably figured out how our adventures misadventures of preschool are going. I have to say that I was secretly on the same page with most of you who voted that Noob Baby would be an Adios Mother Effer or “AMFer” as you guys aptly named her in the last blog post, The 3 Kinds of… Read More
You know you’re a noob parent when you can’t remember any daily events anymore except for baby milestones. I cannot for the life of me remember what I cooked for dinner last night or what “wild” adventure we had last weekend. But I’ll never forget the week I spent with my stomach in knots as we sleep-trained Noob Baby. And I’m still… Read More
We took Noob Baby in for some new photos yesterday at Kiddie Kandids. We can’t believe how much she’s changed! She looks like a totally different Noob compared to the first time we brought her in when she was 3 months – not even able to hold her head up yet. At the risk of sounding like a total fogie…… Read More
Last night, we ventured for the first time into the wonderful world of semi-solids! Noob Baby had her first taste of rice cereal, and clearly, it wasn’t crazzzy delicious. As she sat there gagging on her gruel, I was thinking fondly about this being her first “meal.” She also just recently got her first two teeth. And, she had rolled… Read More