Noob Baby has learned a new word. *crowd cheers*

She can say, “No.”

Or rather…. NO!!

*crowd weeps softly*

Uh oh! There’s a knot inside my stomach already. Is it too late to ask God for forgiveness for everything I did to my parents between the ages of 13-18ish?

I gave NB some Cheerios this morning. Just a thoughtful little sprinkling on her highchair… to give the day a cholesterol-free start, you know? And then she said,”NO! Fish!”

Translation: No freakin Cheerios. Gimme Goldfish! Now. In the piehole, lady.

I cowered in fear. Was slightly impressed. Then said, “No. Cheerios.” *insert caveman voice*

If I give in now ….

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