First of all. I'm sorry.It's been way too long since my last post.So long that a search party was sent out in hopes of recovering the remains of my blog.If it wasn't for the Wolf Pack, my blog would probably still be laying in the woods muttering.... "Edward....Edward..."Haha... see I'm still able … [Read more...]
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Shitzkrieg 2012
That’s what I get for bringing God into it. Clearly, God chose sides today. And he was not rooting for team Mommy. I should’ve known as I was making threats this morning on our way to school that all this punishment talk was going to come back and bite me in the ass. BIG TIME. So let me set … [Read more...]
30 for my 30
For the last couple days, I've been thinking about writing a different kind of post to commemorate my birthday today. This birthday in particular has vexed me. Can you guess which number it is? I'll give you a couple hints: 1. I just purchased this: 2. Which was subsequently followed by … [Read more...]
My Camera Confessional
About two weeks ago, I sort of weaseled my way into a “club.” Unfortunately Fortunately, I’m not talking about the kind of club where you have to wear a “dress” cut down to your hoo-ha to get in without a cover AND you have to happen to know the DJ’s cousin’s girlfriend’s nephew’s cousin, Theo. So … [Read more...]
Nap Town – Solicitors Will Be Asked to Shut the Hell Up
The one thing more important than Noob Baby sleeping through the night, is NB sleeping through the nap! Or, so I'm told by all these infant sleep experts I've read. Nap is the Holy Grail. Nap is more valuable than your life or mine. In fact, Nap in its purest form, can only be traded for unicorn … [Read more...]
Potty Training Boot Camp – Day 1
At long last we have arrived at this milestone. The P-word(s). The Pee and the Poop and the Potty. It's been a few months since Noob Baby's 2nd birthday, and since then... Noob Daddy has been whispering aka taunting me incessantly with the P-word. In my gut, I'm like 98% sure she's ready to … [Read more...]
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