Lately, I’ve been wondering if I have some sort of mommy bipolar disorder thing going on. Do you ever feel this way... Like one day I’m June Cleaver Super Mommy on a mission to bake bread, crochet diapers and homeschool all the children on my block. And then, as if someone’s flipped the Jekyll swi … [Read more...]
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Welcome to the Funhouse
What do you get when you cross Alice in Wonderland, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (specifically the tunnel scene in the original) and David Lynch?Noob Baby's Nursery!!So, as I was feeding Noob Baby yesterday, I suddenly got this eerie feeling that I was being watched. And it turns out I … [Read more...]
Beautiful Ponderings on Pregnancy
You’ve heard that saying before... Out of sight, out of mind. Well, nothing is more true when it comes to pregnancy. I was in the shower the other day when it dawned on me that I couldn’t remember the last time I shaved my legs. And it’s because everything below my monstrously large belly right now i … [Read more...]
Meditation and other deep thoughts about Kate Gosselin’s hair
There is a time of day that tastes deliciously sweet ... like sun-kissed strawberries bursting with the warmth of summer. Slightly tart. Secretly satisfying crunch of the seeds popping in my mouth. This time of day also tastes to me like a towering ice cream cone, or piping hot coffee in a big f … [Read more...]
No!
Noob Baby has learned a new word. *crowd cheers*She can say, "No."Or rather.... NO!!*crowd weeps softly*Uh oh! There's a knot inside my stomach already. Is it too late to ask God for forgiveness for everything I did to my parents between the ages of 13-18ish?I gave NB some Cheerios this morning. … [Read more...]
Baby Signs
Noob Baby has been talking up a storm lately. Everyday I realize that she is a sponge. Sometimes I'll ask her to identify something, an object which I haven't explicitly taught her the name of, and she can manage to say the name of the object (not spot-on, but close enough for me to understand). … [Read more...]
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