This very helpful feeding table is summarized from The Baby Whisperer Solves All Your Problems by Tracy Hogg. It is designed for a baby who weighs 6-6 1/2 lbs. or more at birth, and assumes your baby doesn't have any digestive or neurological problems. For preemies, use their developmental … [Read more...]
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Consistency During the Holidays
What I'm about to say might shock you. So, brace yourself. Things have been kinda freakin crazy around here lately. I know, I know... welcome to the Holly Jolly Holidays, right? Noob Daddy is taking his vacay time now, which is awe.some! Except, it does put a little spin on our usual … [Read more...]
Shitzkrieg 2012
That’s what I get for bringing God into it. Clearly, God chose sides today. And he was not rooting for team Mommy. I should’ve known as I was making threats this morning on our way to school that all this punishment talk was going to come back and bite me in the ass. BIG TIME. So let me set … [Read more...]
God’s Miracle Comes in a Little Package – No Silly, the Epidural!!
Tall? Grande? Milk or Lemon? Del Scorcho or Inferno? Drugs or No Drugs....Hell, it's 2008...I'd like a Tall Decaf Vanilla Latte with a shot of Epidural...yeah i said decaf...I'm having a baby here!For those of you wondering what it's going to be like to get that Epidural....two words...God's … [Read more...]
Sending out an S.O.S.
Remember how we sleep trained Noob... once upon a time?Well, it took about 5 months, but I guess she finally caught on to our presumptuous little scheme.About a week ago, the light bulb came on in her big bobbly head. It was an ordinary evening. There weren't any indicators that the shit was about … [Read more...]
Target. You Are Evil.
Fact: Target Corporation COULD NOT survive without women.Fact: Target is pure evil.Another fact: You cannot walk into Target and leave with only the items you went in for. Don't even be so delusional as to DREAM about it!Target is a pure evil money-sucking genius. And hence, I wish I had invented … [Read more...]