Dear General Mills,I am writing you this letter as a mother brought to tears from sheer gratitude. Thank you. Thank you! Thank you for creating the most amazing cereal on earth in this galaxy. Freakin Cheerios! Absolutely genius.There is something so profoundly magical about those unpretentious O's. … [Read more...]
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No!
Noob Baby has learned a new word. *crowd cheers*She can say, "No."Or rather.... NO!!*crowd weeps softly*Uh oh! There's a knot inside my stomach already. Is it too late to ask God for forgiveness for everything I did to my parents between the ages of 13-18ish?I gave NB some Cheerios this morning. … [Read more...]
Jumpstart Giveaway Winner
Congratulations to Kate (commenter #4) the winner of my first giveaway - a free 3-month membership to Jumpstart.com! Hope your little noob enjoys some online fun. Now I'm off to go pack for our very first Noob road trip tomorrow. There probably isn't enough horse tranquilizer to keep the Noob … [Read more...]
Tips for Taking a Road Trip with Your Baby
Before we left on our first road trip, I had to give myself a pep talk every night to make sure we didn't chicken out of bringing Noob Baby to SF with us. My mom, bully sister, and even Noob Daddy kept trying to convince me to leave her at a noob kennel for a few days.But a little voice inside me … [Read more...]
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!
Readers, meet Violet Beauregarde. You might remember her from the creeptastic classic, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory aka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.Well, Noob Baby has decided that Violet is her new hero, so deliciously full of antioxidents. Hence, NB has tossed aside all prior … [Read more...]
The 5 Stages of Grief in theTarget Parking Lot
Have you been in this sitch before?You're sitting in the parking lot when suddenly every person on earth and their mothers are backing out at the same exact moment. So, like 13 of the 14 people repark their cars and wait "patiently" for someone to hurry up and freakin-go! already. It's like a … [Read more...]