...and just like that... Noob Baby's first Halloween is already over. Whew! And what a day it was.Note to self: Don't schedule baby shots the day before a holiday, particularly ones that require dressing up in anything besides a Onesie; or before a day in which Noob Baby is going to visit Daddy at … [Read more...]
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Hand Foot and Mouth Disease
There's probably only one universal truth in this world that is completely irrefutable. It is a truth that spans all cultures, colors, and faiths. It is an entity that can bring gun-toting, cigar-smoking men to their knees even.This truth being ... babies have the cutest freakin feet in the world!I … [Read more...]
Lasik and other things
Wow! I can't believe how long it's been since my last post. Pre-lasik surgery and all! The summer has already come and gone, and I already feel behind heading into the beautiful fall season. Which, by the way, I am heralding in with open arms. I am sooooo tired of this ridiculously hot weather. Noob … [Read more...]
The Totally Terrifying Three’s
I don’t know who came up with the term Terrible Two’s, but whoever did, clearly never met my daughter. Otherwise, he would have aptly pissed on the term Terrible Two’s and immediately warned the world about its much nastier successor, the Totally Terrifying Three’s. I sort of imagined that once No … [Read more...]
Preschool Is No Place For A Pissing Contest
On Monday, we started a new session of Mommy & Me Preschool. And like any other morning, I lay in bed praying to myself, “I hope today is the day that I get some really condescending advice from a total stranger.” And sure enough, my prayers were answered. For awhile I was starting to lose hope t … [Read more...]
Potty Training Boot Camp Update
The Poop Song sung to the tune of "Frère Jacques" Time to poop (poo-oop) Time to poop Get it out! Get it out! Squeeze your tummy Squeeze your tummy Goodbye poop! Goodbye poop! This is what my life has resorted to. Making up songs about poop (which is actually a pretty crappy … [Read more...]
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