Back when I was teaching, there would be these passing moments where everything seemed to slow down and come to a halt for just a few seconds. You know, like a slow-mo effect. There would be a very peaceful buzz or occasional murmur of my students whispering at their tables. Then, just as quickly as … [Read more...]
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Nap Town – Solicitors Will Be Asked to Shut the Hell Up
The one thing more important than Noob Baby sleeping through the night, is NB sleeping through the nap! Or, so I'm told by all these infant sleep experts I've read. Nap is the Holy Grail. Nap is more valuable than your life or mine. In fact, Nap in its purest form, can only be traded for unicorn … [Read more...]
21 Little Things I Love About Being a Mother
21 Little Things I Love About Being a Mother Closing my eyes and remembering the day I brought a living, breathing, peeing, incredibly punctual being into this world. And of course remembering my OB-GYN say, Damn. That's a lot of hair. Jumping on the bed together and falling down in a messy, … [Read more...]
Gerber Turkey Dinner Will Not Send Your Kid to Therapy: Mommy Martyrdom and Homemade Baby Food
Lately, I’ve been wondering if I have some sort of mommy bipolar disorder thing going on. Do you ever feel this way... Like one day I’m June Cleaver Super Mommy on a mission to bake bread, crochet diapers and homeschool all the children on my block. And then, as if someone’s flipped the Jekyll swi … [Read more...]
The 100
This is a special post.A very special post.This is my 100th post.And I dedicate the 100 to you, my dearest blog reader.When I started this blog, I really didn't know what it would become. I had a few things I wanted to bitch about say in regards to the honeymoon period of motherhood. But after that, … [Read more...]
Where in the World is Noob Mommy??
First of all. I'm sorry.It's been way too long since my last post.So long that a search party was sent out in hopes of recovering the remains of my blog.If it wasn't for the Wolf Pack, my blog would probably still be laying in the woods muttering.... "Edward....Edward..."Haha... see I'm still able … [Read more...]
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