Today begins a brand new day, and a brand new beginning for our country... I feel blessed to be alive as history was made last night. Now, if my daughter were awake to watch the elections, I'm sure she would have been totally ecstatic that she was born the same year that the first … [Read more...]
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The Calm Before the Storm aka The One Where I Go Straight to Hell
Judging by the title, you’ve probably figured out how our adventures misadventures of preschool are going. I have to say that I was secretly on the same page with most of you who voted that Noob Baby would be an Adios Mother Effer or “AMFer” as you guys aptly named her in the last blog post, The 3 Ki … [Read more...]
How to Reset Your Baby’s Sleep Cycle
Special thanks to today's guest contributor, Nancy Parker, a former nanny who enjoys writing about parenting. Please check out her bio at the end of this post! As a new parent, it is hard to know what is natural and what should be changed. One thing that all new parents seem to suffer through is … [Read more...]
Tool of the Day
MSNBC had a funny little story called Gadgets That Make You Look Like a Jerk.This Tool of the Day (as I shall dub him) is the exact reason why I totally freak out if I forget to take my Bluetooth off upon exiting my vehicle. It's like that, "OMG, I have something in my teeth, don't I?" feeling.In … [Read more...]
Meditation and other deep thoughts about Kate Gosselin’s hair
There is a time of day that tastes deliciously sweet ... like sun-kissed strawberries bursting with the warmth of summer. Slightly tart. Secretly satisfying crunch of the seeds popping in my mouth. This time of day also tastes to me like a towering ice cream cone, or piping hot coffee in a big f … [Read more...]
The 3 Kinds of Preschoolers
According to Noob Baby’s teacher there are three kinds of first-day preschoolers: The one who marches into class with a grin and a whistle and not one look back (aka Adios Mother Effer). The one who rips the window treatments off the walls and cries enough to break levies (aka The H … [Read more...]
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