Special thanks to today's guest contributor, Nancy Parker, a former nanny who enjoys writing about parenting. Please check out her bio at the end of this post! As a new parent, it is hard to know what is natural and what should be changed. One thing that all new parents seem to suffer through is … [Read more...]
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Happy 4th of July!
Hi everyone! I was thinking that things would start slowing down after we got ourselves settled into our new diggs. Boy was I wrong. We are STILL hanging up curtains and photos, assembling furniture and living out of boxes.Noob Baby has been pulling my bras out of my "dresser" aka cardboard box, and … [Read more...]
Preschool Is No Place For A Pissing Contest
On Monday, we started a new session of Mommy & Me Preschool. And like any other morning, I lay in bed praying to myself, “I hope today is the day that I get some really condescending advice from a total stranger.” And sure enough, my prayers were answered. For awhile I was starting to lose hope t … [Read more...]
The Totally Terrifying Three’s
I don’t know who came up with the term Terrible Two’s, but whoever did, clearly never met my daughter. Otherwise, he would have aptly pissed on the term Terrible Two’s and immediately warned the world about its much nastier successor, the Totally Terrifying Three’s. I sort of imagined that once No … [Read more...]
6 Tips to Help Baby Sleep
I know. I’ve been there. So exhausted that I couldn’t do anything but weep and beg my baby to sleep. I’ve fallen asleep while physically rocking a cradle and praying to God for delivery. So, after much desperation, after two children, and after asking dozens of women what works, I present to you som … [Read more...]
The 3 Kinds of Preschoolers
According to Noob Baby’s teacher there are three kinds of first-day preschoolers: The one who marches into class with a grin and a whistle and not one look back (aka Adios Mother Effer). The one who rips the window treatments off the walls and cries enough to break levies (aka The H … [Read more...]
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