San Francisco Treat

Hey there good lookin!

It’s great to see ya again and be back home after a long (but successful!!) first ever road trip with Noob Baby. The San Francisco Bay Area was just how I remembered it… lovely, chilly, unpredictable, raw, and a dash of crazy.

“Street entertainers” are still a dime a dozen up in SF, but it seems methods have changed since I was last up there. Back when I was going to school up north, there were the usuals: metallic guy (painted from head to toe in either silver or gold) who would do a little Mr. Roboto when you dropped your change in the cup, veteran guy, I-need-pot-money chick, etc. Well on this trip to Union Square, we saw the cat & rat lady:

I was like, “OMG! So cute!!”

(and so the lion fell in love with the lamb *wink wink*)

But then, cat & rat lady was proceeded with dog & cat & rat man:

And then I was like, “OMGOMG! So much cuter!”
That was until Noob Daddy put it all into perspective for me.

Noob Daddy: You know how they get them to do that right? They drug them up.

Me: No way. That’s … that’s… (looking back at the unblinking, unmoving menage a troi)… oh.

Well, either I’m totally naive (which is very likely) or Noob Daddy is totally jaded (which is also very likely). What do you think?

And of course… what would San Francisco be without a good old fashioned drum circle?

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Congratulations to Kate (commenter #4) the winner of my first giveaway – a free 3-month membership to Jumpstart.com! Hope your little noob enjoys some online fun.

Now I’m off to go pack for our very first Noob road trip tomorrow. There probably isn’t enough horse tranquilizer to keep the Noob happy on this 7-8 hour road trip. And there probably isn’t enough tequila for me either.

I’m praying that if I pour tons and tons of Cheerios (I mean like… a crap load) all over her car seat, the gods will be pleased with my offering. I heard you’re supposed to cover the Noob with Cheerios so only her eyes are visible. Then she eats her way out of the mound by the end of the trip.

60% of the time… it works everytime. It’s called foolish foolproof parenting.

So, I’ll probably be on a blog break till next week, depending on what kind of National Lampoons type shenanigans we get ourselves into. Until then … Happy Eggster!

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