Once upon a time…
Not too long ago…
In a not so distant galaxy…

Noob Mommy was a teacher wrangling 30 kids, from two different grade levels, in one sunny California classroom. There was learning. There was laughter. And there were definitely Hot Cheetos.

But alas, it was time to put away the books and venture out into an adventurous new life with the evil genius popularly known as Noob Baby. She giggles. She squeals. And she’s most definitely up to no good as you sit there reading this. Noob Baby is regularly in cahoots with the villainous Wildebeest Von Fang:

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