A Merry Christmas Meme

It’s Saturday morning, and Noob Baby has gone down for her first nap. So, while I sit here and savor a cup of coffee before I roll outta my jammies, I thought I’d post a Christmas Meme that I found over at Musings of a Housewife. Thanks DCRmom for sharing!

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Always wrapping paper. It’s funner to peek with wrapping paper … peeling off just a tiny corner.

2. Real tree or Artificial? If we somehow manage to find a square foot of space this year *staring menacingly at NB’s bouncy chair, playplace, jumperoo*, we will get a real tree.

FUN FACT: Did you know the delicious smell from your tree comes from the sap bubbles hidden on the bark? If your tree starts to lose its oh-so-Christmasy scent, just take a knife and scrape a sap bubble to refresh!

3. When do you put up the tree? Couple weeks before Christmas when Noob Daddy and I finally get our act together. First we go to one place, grumble and complain about how we’re getting ripped a new one, and then we bend over and pay at the second stop. It’s a system that has its flaws.

4. When do you take the tree down? When the needles start to match our wood floors. We are such slackers.

5. Do you like eggnog? In theory, yes. In actuality, not so much.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Nintendo games.

7. Hardest person to buy for? Parents. They’re incredibly humble and never “need” a thing.

8. Easiest person to buy for? Moi. Only 2 requirements: quality and quantity love and thought. Oh, and I know exactly what I want.

9. Do you have a nativity scene? Nope.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Mail… arriving with just a few minutes to spare.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? One year one of my students gave me a Christmas mug. On the bottom, it said, “Made from asbestos.” (or maybe it said lead) where normally it should say “Made in China.” Well, it’s the thought that counts right? On second thought…

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Elf, Love Actually, and secretly Home Alone.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Normally 1-2 weeks before Christmas because I’d be so busy with school. This year, I’ve managed to convince myself that everyone would just love something from Amazon.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Why? Did you get this for me last year?

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Hot chocolate, tea and coffee in big mugs, homemade cakes and cookies, and all things sweet.

16. Lights on the tree? Yes, please. Speaking of… have you seen the Christmas house on steroids?

17. Favorite Christmas song? Carol of the Bells or All I Want For Christmas (is you)

18.Travel at Christmas or stay home? Traveling to be with family.

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? Yes, but I refuse to because they were all like the cool kids and stuff … being mean to Rudy just cuz he had some shine and acne flareup on Christmas Eve. I feel ya buddy.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? A Star ornament that Noob Daddy transformed into a topper.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Both. My parents always worked Christmas, so we would open presents when they came home around 11:30 pm on Christmas Eve.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Crowds. Stories about people getting trampled.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? The Smores. I collect them! They weigh like a billion pounds though, so you have to find the perfect branch.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Hot Pot

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? My loved ones to be happy, healthy, and at peace.

Agree to disagree? Leave me a comment or link back here if you want to use this Meme on your blog.

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No Hot Pot for You!

The 85 degree days are finally waning here in CA. The evenings sneak up on you when it’s only 5:00. Last night, we even put the down comforter back in our duvet. As I start lusting for thick cable-knit sweaters and feel that itch to take up “knitting” again (are you sure that’s a scarf, because it looks kinda like the Lorax), I recognize these signs. It must be Turkey time!

This year, we will be deep frying a turkey for the first time. Raise the roof for some fried turkey! I consider this to be our first time, because the last two times my bro-in-law oversaw the entire production. On Thursday, Noob Daddy gets to be Head Chef… and well… I’ll just leave it at that.

At least things are getting off to a good start… and by good start, I mean… we’ve already purchased a turkey that surpasses the weight limit of our deep fryer.

Boiling hot oil + pair of Noobs =

and

WTF??

It wasn’t too long ago that our Thanksgivings didn’t involve turkey at all actually. My traditional Chinese parents always scoffed turkey. “A-ya, so dry.” Thus we, like many other Chinese families, grew up on Hot Pot for Thanksgiving and well, Christmas too. But what is Hot Pot, Noob Mommy? What could replace something so phenomenal as turkey?

Ahhhh… gather round and I will teach you the ways of Chinese eating.
Hot Pot, not so different from this:

Is a delectable dish/feast/meal/event in which eaters put on their most elasticy sweat pants in preparation of excess gorging. Participants gather round the table which is covered with many raw, deliciously, unidentifiable food items. These tasty ingredients, mostly of pink fish-cake nature, are put into the boiling pot of soup. After cooking, food is dipped in sauce and enjoyed.

Please translate your jibberish Noob Mommy. Ok, here is Hot Pot.

So, it’s like hot soup stuff with meat? Yes. Essentially.

Hot Pot happens to be one of Noob Daddy’s favorite “Asian taste” pastimes. Before he turned pro, he used to ask:

“What’s this pink ball?”

“Um… it’s like some kind of fish cake.”

“Well, what about this chewy, striped thing?”

“Yeah, fish cake product.”

“Hey, I’ve never heard of cuttlefish…”

“Yeah, uh huh, fish cake.”

“Well, what about this robust looking meatball?”

“It’s fi… ah nevermind. Just eat it, Whitey.”

Who are these people, and why do they feed me hot, curiously delicious things? If I close my eyes, maybe they won’t see me.

So, I totally digress.

Point of Post (PoP) – Though I lament the passing of Hot Pot this Thanksgiving, I am totally thrilled to be frying up a turkey.

What will you be feasting on this year? Leave a comment and/or take my poll!

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