Noob Mommy» Cheerios http://noobmommy.com Tips and Quips from a Self-Proclaimed Noob Mom. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:15:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 No! http://noobmommy.com/2009/08/no.html http://noobmommy.com/2009/08/no.html#comments Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:51:00 +0000 Noob Mommy http://bradtownsend.com/noobmommy/?p=107 read more »]]> Noob Baby has learned a new word. *crowd cheers*

She can say, “No.”

Or rather…. NO!!

*crowd weeps softly*

Uh oh! There’s a knot inside my stomach already. Is it too late to ask God for forgiveness for everything I did to my parents between the ages of 13-18ish?

I gave NB some Cheerios this morning. Just a thoughtful little sprinkling on her highchair… to give the day a cholesterol-free start, you know? And then she said,”NO! Fish!”

Translation: No freakin Cheerios. Gimme Goldfish! Now. In the piehole, lady.

I cowered in fear. Was slightly impressed. Then said, “No. Cheerios.” *insert caveman voice*

If I give in now ….

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