Remember how I told you that I sort of like to take free preview classes? Well, I’ve signed up for another free class in April. No, no. Not Gymboree! Bleh. Eggh. Ridiculous. We were blacklisted highly encouraged to pay for a membership. And we did.
I, Noob Mommy, will be previewing Yoga Booty Ballet.
Whoa, whoa… Yoga-Whooty-Wha?? So here’s how it’s described in the community schedule of classes booklet:
Yoga + Cardio Dance + Ballet = Most freakin awesome formulation to achieve a hot bangin body.
And if my math serves me correctly (which it always does), then by the Substitution Property, that equation calculates to something like this:
Which thus hence thereby wherein the YBB Proof must also =
Ok. Obviously I’m a realist. I know that my ONE free YBB class will not get me these results. But, like 60% of the time, it works everytime.
Oh, did I mention the one tiny little kicker? Location of said YBB class: Local Senior Center.
So, maybe my math was a little off. I’ll have to revise my theorem.
Hey, I’m not hatin on the seniors. In fact, I am sure to be outbootied by someone like this:
I know. I jest. Or do I? Well, I figure (again, my math is never wrong) that there’s a 50-50 chance my free YBB class will
3) be totally normal in which I look exactly the same and I go back to eating lots and lots of cake.
What’s your mathematical prediction?
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lol…. Hope it goes well!
You need to bootleg video tape this one free class and do the workout at home. Get one of those “nanny cameras” and hide it on your headband.
Or just eat cake and watch Jessica Biel movies.
I have the YBB dvd’s. and if I actually used them, I know I’d be smoking hot. But then I’d have to use them. It’s a predicament, I tell you what.
i don’t know…. cake is sounding pretty good about now….
Hmm… I think it could totally work out in your favor. But can you handle the come-ons from all the senior men?
That sounds FUN! I’d love a class like that!
I’d say it’s going to be a 1 AND a 2!
I love your posts. They are hilarious indeed!
OK, i really really want to try YBB. But of course I didn’t want to order it from tv. Free preview?? Sounds good to me. Hope it goes well. Love your blog!
Love your photo editing.
Mmm cake.
I’m going to guess that YBB + Senior Center=a lot of old ladies giving you the stink eye for being all young in the senior center.
But I’m not great at math.
Oh man! Noob mom? You are SMOKE’N hot in that photo!
Must go gets me some yoga booty somethinorother…
Funny post!
Loved it!
Stopped by from McMommy’s place
Nice to “meet” you.
Noob Mommy, that was funny. I’m impressed simply by the fact that you have time to go to YBB. You must be a super multi tasker. Happy YBB and Happy POW!
*giggle*
I popped over from McMommy’s “POW” linky and spotted your RSS button and thought “cool, we have matching RSS buttons, we should be BFF’s for life”. Of course, then I read the word “Math” and thought to myself…maybe not so alike since I’m allergic to the very term, let alone the concept. LOL.
I did however enjoy your entertaining post.
Mmmmm…. cAKE!